Hello there. This is a secret post on “The Critical Condition.” Why secret? Because it doesn’t have a title, and it isn’t filed under any particular category. And yet… here it is.

If you’ve found this post, you are either very clever or very thorough. Either way, you deserve props. And a reward!

So here’s the deal: Send me an e-mail titled “Secret revealed, kiddo!” and I will know you have found this post. Then, in the body of your e-mail, you may claim your reward: Give me any phrase of five words or less, and I will work it into the body of a future post on “The Critical Condition.”

Then, when you come across your phrase, you will know that you’re making this crazy thing called the internet really happen. Sweet!

Two disclaimers:

1. Do not send me phrases that include obscenities, derogatory language, or anything else a reasonable person would find offensive. If you do, your phrase gets the boot.
2. Don’t spoil the fun by blatantly posting about this secret page in the comments section of “The Critical Condition.” That would be lame! (But if you want to post about it elsewhere, that is your right.)