Comments on: Flashback! : The Sweet Horror of Troll 2 http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/2008/08/14/flashback-the-sweet-horror-of-troll-2/ Awesome Reviews of Movies, Music, and TV Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:53:10 -0700 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Hamlet 2: Well… I saw it. http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/2008/08/14/flashback-the-sweet-horror-of-troll-2/comment-page-1/#comment-708 Hamlet 2: Well… I saw it. Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:27:26 +0000 http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/?p=294#comment-708 [...] I don’t mean it sucked in a delightful way, like Troll 2 or the recording career of The Pussycat [...] [...] I don’t mean it sucked in a delightful way, like Troll 2 or the recording career of The Pussycat [...]

]]> By: Russ Jackson http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/2008/08/14/flashback-the-sweet-horror-of-troll-2/comment-page-1/#comment-574 Russ Jackson Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:52:48 +0000 http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/?p=294#comment-574 I can't wait for the Troll 2 documentary, supposed to come out sometime "in 2008". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqRccOQjmVQ I can’t wait for the Troll 2 documentary, supposed to come out sometime “in 2008″.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqRccOQjmVQ

]]> By: Collin H http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/2008/08/14/flashback-the-sweet-horror-of-troll-2/comment-page-1/#comment-573 Collin H Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:42:18 +0000 http://www.thecriticalcondition.com/?p=294#comment-573 The first time I saw Troll 2 my mouth was quite literally agape. My poor brain couldn't handle the complete and total ineptitude oozing from every frame of the film. I'm delighted that you were able to appreciate the soul-searing awfulness of Troll 2. I'm especially happy that you were able to point out something that I've never noticed before - the movie is totally right wing propaganda. It seems you've already seen the majesty of Showgirls and Cristal Conners, but theres so many more disasterpieces out there that you need to see. Let me recommend two more. Half Past Dead is a stellar choice from the Segal Oeuvre. He's a Russian who has to stop people from breaking IN to Alcatraz. A guard gets shot several times in the chest and Segal brings him back to life with a taser. Everyone knows that Halle Berry's Catwoman was awful, but so few actually saw it to discover how bad it really is. Berry has a kung-fu battle with Sharon Stone, who's the head of an evil cosmetics corporation. And for reasons unknown, everyone in the movie seems to think that Benjamin Bratt is super hot, which is both mystifying and hilarious. The first time I saw Troll 2 my mouth was quite literally agape. My poor brain couldn’t handle the complete and total ineptitude oozing from every frame of the film.

I’m delighted that you were able to appreciate the soul-searing awfulness of Troll 2. I’m especially happy that you were able to point out something that I’ve never noticed before – the movie is totally right wing propaganda.

It seems you’ve already seen the majesty of Showgirls and Cristal Conners, but theres so many more disasterpieces out there that you need to see. Let me recommend two more.

Half Past Dead is a stellar choice from the Segal Oeuvre. He’s a Russian who has to stop people from breaking IN to Alcatraz. A guard gets shot several times in the chest and Segal brings him back to life with a taser.

Everyone knows that Halle Berry’s Catwoman was awful, but so few actually saw it to discover how bad it really is. Berry has a kung-fu battle with Sharon Stone, who’s the head of an evil cosmetics corporation. And for reasons unknown, everyone in the movie seems to think that Benjamin Bratt is super hot, which is both mystifying and hilarious.

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