So Beyonce’s new album is called My Name Is… Sasha Fierce, which is the character she plays in the “Single Ladies” video.
My roommate Joe is a writer at SoapNet, and today he invented alternate celebrity identities that follow the Sasha Fierce pattern: You take an upscale first name, add a blazingly confident adjective, and voila! Instant ass-kicking. (I wish George Clooney really did call himself “Alexander Neato.”)
And why is this important? Because apparently, an alter ego can keep you safe. “I have out-of-body experiences (as Sasha Fierce),” Beyonce told British Marie Claire. “If I cut my leg, if I fall, I don’t even feel it. I’m so fearless I’m not aware of my face or body.”
That quote is all over the internet. Obviously, it’s inpsiring people with its genius.
So using the Sasha Fierce formula, what’s the name of your alter ego?
Me? I’m Gregory Flawless.







3 responses so far ↓
1 Roommate Joe // Oct 24, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Gregory Flawless is great!
I kept Benjamin Rad for myself.
Thanks for the linkage, dude. And all due credit to my girl Megan Lynn for co-writing those with me.
2 Collin H // Oct 25, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Cain Caustic
3 LB // Oct 26, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Genevieve Q. Sass
That might also be my drag name.
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