According to Jezebel, Kenley Collins, infamously unpopular designer of Project Runway 5, has been arrested for assaulting her sleeping boyfriend with (among other things) a cat.
I don’t have anything deep to say about this, but I felt you all should know.







4 responses so far ↓
1 Rube Goldberg // Mar 18, 2009 at 6:11 pm
There is so much schadenfreude (wow! Spelled that right on the first try!) to this story:
*Assault with a cat
*Assault with a laptop
*Assault with an apple
*Her fiance is named Zak Penley, which means she would be Kenley Penley
This almost makes up for sitting through season five.
2 Mark Blankenship // Mar 18, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Kenley Penley? Amazing. I didn’t notice that part, but that makes it even more awesome.
3 JThan // Mar 18, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Kenley Penley Bo Benley…
4 Maria // Mar 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I first read the header as “gets KNOCKED up.” That would have been a MUCH more tragic story.
Kenley Penley = hee!
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