It’s a generally accepted fact that this season of Project Runway has been dumps. Boring challenges, sub par designers, and the parental-abandonment-level absence of Michael Kors and Nina Garcia have rubbed a lot the sequins of the show’s glittery gown.

That said, it’s still a hundred times better than The Fashion Show.

And this season has added another sister to the family of Project Runway Bitches… those contestants who take such pleasure in hating on challenges and other designers that they almost seem superhuman.

By my count, there are now eight PRBs, which is enough to launch a spin-off special. So get cracking, Weinstein Company! Get Project Runway: Bitches into production! Think of the catty remarks! The whispered treacheries in the sewing room! The fake laughter as everyone pretends to be friends!

Here are your contestants, in order of bitchiness…

Contestant: Victorya Hong

Season: 4

Why She Qualifies: Victorya could not be bothered with the Eye Candy challenge, where contestants were asked to design using items from a candy store. She basically rolled her eyes at her dress form until some fabric appeared on it. In the Even Designers Get the Blues challenge, where everyone had to repurpose denim, she acted first like a guerilla warrior, practically knocking people down to get fabric, and then like a snotty child, insisting that she was not going to do anything but make a boring coat. Because refusing to care is the best way to stick it to the man.

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Contestant: Wendy Pepper

Season: 1

Why She Qualifies: If I were pitching Project Runway: Crazypants, then Wendy Pepper would be declared the winner in advance. She’s also a PRB, however, because of those cackling-with-glee testimonials where she described her eeeevil plots to sabotage the other designers. She hadn’t figured out that Project Runway wasn’t Survivor.

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Contestant: Zulema Griffin

Season: 2

Why She Qualifies: “It’s a motherfuckin’ walk-off.”

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Contestant: Laura Bennett

Season: 3

Why She Qualifies: Laura won a permanent place in my heart when she learned she was pregnant for the sixth time and said she would just throw the kid on the pile with the rest. Add that blasé response to her stiffly formal personal wardrobe (for her, “casual” means “riding pants”) and you get the ne plus ultra of patrician disapproval.

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Contestant: Terri Stevens

Season: 5

Why She Qualifies: When she wasn’t designing amazing, underappreciated outfits, Terri was always good for a withering insult. Her highpoint came when she wasn’t sure if Suede was packing “balls or vajayjay.” I know you weren’t, girl, and I thank you for telling me about it.

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Contestant: Santino Rice

Season: 2 (plus the All Stars challenge)

Why He Qualifies: Santino clearly enjoys spilling his bitchiness onto everyone else’s cafeteria tray. His blend of assholery, self-loathing, and narcissism makes him insufferable yet fascinating.

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Contestant: Irina Shabayeva

Season: 6

Why She Qualifies: You can see Irina’s joy when she waltzes over to Carol Hannah to say mean shit about Althea. You can smell her satisfaction when she disses people on the runway. And you can hear the disgusted grunts of a million viewers when she pretends to be rilly good friends with all the models. We’re on to you, honey. The second one of those models gains six pounds, you will buy an ad in the school paper to announce she’s a fat slut.

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Contestant: Kenley Collins

Season: 5

Why She Qualifies: Her fakey-fake laugh, deluded belief that her life was tragic, and preternatural ability to be rude to Tim Gunn would have gotten Kenley on this list. She’s on the very top because after her season aired, she got arrested for throwing a cat at her boyfriend. Oh, and because she doesn’t mention Project Runway anywhere on her personal website.