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Entries from February 2010

Is This How Marines Really Speak?

February 16th, 2010 · No Comments

Hey all! I’m very proud to announce that Theatre Development Fund has officially launched TDF STAGES, a new online magazine dedicated to the performing arts. As the magazine’s editor, I’m writing and assigning features, creating short films, and overseeing all sorts of other fun stuff. I am loving every second of it, and I will keep you posted on the highlights.

Today, I’m excited to share this story, which profiles two playwrights who have turned interviews with real-life Marines into an Off Broadway play called ReEntry.

Between them, the writers—who are also well-known downtown actors—have seven brothers in the military. That’s brought up a lot of interesting questions about their relationship to this play. When you’re interviewing people you care about, and then turning those interviews into a script, how does your emotional tie to the material affect your work?

I think you’ll enjoy how the playwrights explore this idea, and I’d love to hear your thoughts!

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“Big Love” Wife Watch!: Season 4, Ep. 6

February 16th, 2010 · 5 Comments

Welcome to Wife Watch!, the only blog post that ranks the most powerful wives on this week’s episode of Big Love.

After the overpacked clown car that was last week’s installment, “Under One Roof” is a relief. There’s still a whole lot of shakin’ goin’ on, but it’s easier to tell whose hips are whose.

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There Is Too Much Television!

February 16th, 2010 · 8 Comments

So before I get to today’s topic, I have to tell you a story about middle school, moderate activism, and my mom.

You see, I was always a… well… a hyper-vigilant student. Like, why get a 95 on a test when you can get a 102? And when I was in seventh grade, there was this thing where none of the teachers in the honors classes were coordinating with each other, so they were all assigning big projects and tests and book reports at the same time. There would be several weeks of nothing major followed by two weeks of BOOMBOOMBOOM. And for me, this was not good. It meant that I was basically working nonstop. And I know, I know… that’s how it is in college and grad school, but when you’re twelve, it’s a little overwhelming. So my mom, a veteran teacher herself, actually called one of my teachers to mention thi scheduling problem, and guess what? The teacher agreed with her. Whoa! And the logjam broke up for the rest of the year. It was possible to good work in all my classes without going insane.

I bring this up because I would like my mom (or someone like her) to call the TV networks and explain that we’ve got a similar situation right now with the programming schedule.

See, I consider myself the member of a fairly targetable demographic—I like smart, well-written shows with either a modicum of gay appeal or a hefty amount of pandering to my college-educated sensibilities. What’s more, I like to watch television. Hell, since I’ve got a DVR and the ready-made excuse that I “watch TV for my work,” I like to watch too much television. I’m the hyper-vigilant A-student of watching television, so if something looks good or critically acclaimable or hot-boy-filled, I will give it a shot.

Even better for the networks, I’m fairly easily pleased, and if I dig a show, I will keep watching.

But since I’m giving the networks so much, can’t they honor my commitment by backing off me a little bit? Right now, the following shows that I like-to-love are all airing new episodes:

Lost
RuPaul’s Drag Race
RuPaul’s Drag Race: Untucked
The Amazing Race
Project Runway
Models of the Runway
30 Rock
The Office
Shear Genius
Ugly Betty
Community
Modern Family
Big Love

and the Winter Olympics

What the hell, people? Add in the March return of Flash Forward and Law & Order anda brother cannot catch a break. I do like to do other things, you know? I like to go out once in a while. See a friend. See a movie. Reflect quietly. Read. Couldn’t the networks space this shit out a little bit? Wouldn’t it be better for them and for me if they gave me some breathing room? At the very least, couldn’t the next Amazing Race have waited until after the Olympics?

Thanks to this overload, I’ve already dropped lesser favorites like Shear Genius and Ugly Betty, and it’s not looking good for RuPaul’s Drag Race: Untucked, frankly. But I wish I didn’t have to make these choices.

Is this a failure of scheduling from TV land? Is it an unavoidable byproduct of there being so many channels now? Is it the happy conundrum of a TV culture that’s delivering so much great material? Am I crackpot for complaining, when really I should just be turning the TV off entirely and spending more time contemplating the health care crisis?

Good questions, all. But all I know is that I’m frustrated because I want to stay pop culturally literate but I don’t want to spend my damn life in front of the TV. What’s a fella to do?

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Is Laura Bell Bundy the New Face (and Midriff) of Country Music?

February 15th, 2010 · 7 Comments

Can Laura Bell Bundy break the curse that plagues women in country music?

Let me tell you what I mean: In its early days, the country music industry ignored female artists, dismissing them as “girl singers,” refusing to book them for concerts, and declining to play them on the radio. Things improved, of course, but for every Dolly Parton or Loretta Lynn who managed to strike it big in the genre, there were six or seven men who were doing just as well.

And then came the late nineties and early aughts, when it seemed things were turning around. There weren’t any female producers or anything, but more and more women were writing hit songs. Meanwhile, loads of female artists dominated the radio, the charts, and the touring market. “Legacy acts” like Reba McEntire and mid-career artists like Faith Hill and  Trisha Yearwood were maintaining their popularity, and new stars like Jo Dee Messina, the Dixie Chicks, Shania Twain, Deana Carter, and SHeDAISY were enjoying multiple hits.

And then… boom. The glass ceiling fell back into place, especially at country radio.

Consider this: Since 2005, only five women have had a number one single on Billboard’s country songs chart, which is based entirely on airplay: Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Reba McEntire, Hillary Scott, and Jennifer Nettles. (The last two are part of the coed acts Lady Antebellum and Sugarland, respectively.) Since 2007, only ten women have made the top ten—the five chart-toppers, plus Miranda Lambert (twice), Kellie Pickler, Faith Hill, Miley Cyrus, and Kelly Clarkson (all once.) And Clarkson and Cyrus are pop stars who were just doing one-off country duets, so their hits can hardly be considered breakthroughs for new artists in the genre.

That’s crazy, especially when you consider that women are almost always the country artists who crossover into the mainstream. A male country act hasn’t won an album of the year Grammy since 1969, for instance, but Taylor Swift, Allison Krauss, and the Dixie Chicks have all done it in the last five years. Swift and Lady Antebellum have had top ten hits on pop radio in the last few months , and a male country act hasn’t done that since Lonestar rode high with “Amazed” in 2000.

Even people within the country music industry seem to be feeling the love. Since 2007, Swift, Underwood, Lambert, and Nettles have all earned at least one of the top awards—album, song, and entertainer of the year—from the two major country music associations.

And yet despite this proof that there’s a hunger for female country artists out there, country radio continues its general freeze-out. It’s as though there are only a handful of slots for women in the entire genre, and until Carrie Underwood rejects music for Buddhism or Jennifer Nettles jumps ship for Broadway, no one else gets a chance.

Record companies keep trying, though, and talented women keep dropping records on us. Holly Williams, Julie Roberts, Sarah Buxton, and Meghan Linsey of Steel Magnolia all jump, though none of them have exactly broken through.

Given all this, I’m intrigued by the hat that Laura Bell Bundy has thrown into the ring. From what I can tell, she’s taking a different approach to making herself heard. Will it work? Should it? Let’s discuss it after the jump.

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“Big Love” Wife Watch!: Season Four, Ep. 5

February 9th, 2010 · 9 Comments

Welcome to Wife Watch!, the only blog post that ranks the most powerful wives on this week’s episode of Big Love.

It’s time to climb into the clown car, because “Sins of the Father,” the midpoint of Season 5, is a full-on Polygamy Circus.
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The Only Urban Kung Fu Movie You Will Ever Need

February 5th, 2010 · No Comments

You’ve been waiting for an urban kung fu movie, with a touch of eco-friendly political messaging.

Even if you didn’t know you’ve been waiting, you have been. And I’m happy to deliver.

Here’s The L.B.N. — The Chronicles of Master Chintoux. (Look for the little girl who plays the head of the “littering thugs.” She’s my co-worker’s niece, and she will no doubt be blowing up soon.)

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Doug’s Musical Forget-Me-Nots, Vol. 3 – One-Hit Wonders from the Last Decade

February 5th, 2010 · 12 Comments

By DOUG STRASSLER

Hello again! Today I am writing about some more of my musical forget-me-nots. This time they are a little different from my first column – by definition, one-hit wonders should be memorable, even if nothing else about their performers is. However, I’d be hard-pressed to find anyone who has talked about these five songs from the 1990s or anyone who has played them in years. I’ve listed them below in no particular order – not chronological, not in order of preference, not even in length – just like they might appear on shuffle mode.

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Immediate Responses to the Oscar Nominations

February 2nd, 2010 · 13 Comments

Here are my immediate reactions to the Oscar nominations. What are yours?

* Wow! Maggie Gyllenhaal! Was anybody expecting that? Biggest surprise of the acting categories, though certainly not a disastrous choice. And now Jake isn’t the only one in the family with a nomination, which will make the holidays a lot more comfortable.

* Lee Daniels is the second African-American director nominated (after John Singleton for Boyz n the Hood), and I’m really glad he got tapped. His work on Precious was great. Kathryn Bigelow is the fourth-ever woman nominated. The directing category is a rainbow coalition, y’all!

* Have we finally reached the point where acting nominees of color are no longer unusual? Ever since the Denzel/Halle year, it seems like there are always multiple non-Caucasian nominees, and this year, we’ve got Morgan Freeman, Gabourey Sidibe, Penelope Cruz, and Mo’nique.

* An animated film nomination for… The Secret of Kells? What in the hell is that? A best song nod for… Paris 36? Has anyone heard of that one?

* They used the expanded Best Picture category to embrace both big, popular films and films from perennial Academy favorites. I doubt that A Serious Man would have made the list of five, but Oscar loves the Coens. And lord knows that THE BLIND SIDE wouldn’t have made it, which… blech. That’s the Scent of a Woman nomination. But on the other hand, hooray for Up! And I’m happily intrigued by the District 9 nomination. Oh, and no Best Picture or Best Director nod for Invictus. Holla!

* I’ve seen 19 of the nominated performances, which means I’m… a geek? Yeah, kind of. Of all the ones I’ve seen, I’d say Penelope Cruz for Nine is the only one I’m super-sketchy on, though it’s only my general affection for Sandra Bullock and not my deep commitment to her work in The Blind Side that keeps me from protesting that one. I don’t have any desire to see The Lovely Bones, but Stanley Tucci is one of those actors who’s been in so many movies that this was probably his “long-timer” nomination. Too bad it couldn’t be for Julie and Julia.

* Overall, this is a cool slate of nominees. Diverse, worthy of argument, and generally representative of quality films. And I’ll admit… it is kind of cool that a few super-popular movie made the cut. It makes the conversation feel more rounded. Now begins my earnest rooting for Inglourious Basterds.

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“Big Love” Wife Watch!: Season 4, Ep. 4

February 2nd, 2010 · 9 Comments

Welcome to Wife Watch!, the only blog post that ranks the most powerful wives on this week’s episode of Big Love.

I mean it as a compliment when I say that watching Big Love always makes me feel kind of sick. Like, I get so tense every week with all the drama and the fighting and the secret loving that I wonder if I should take an aspirin. Of course, that’s what I tune in for, and the latest installment, “The Mighty and the Strong,” certainly keeps me in chest pain.
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My Dream Oscar Ballot for 2009: The Actors

February 1st, 2010 · 1 Comment

I’m writing this post about the Oscars while I watch the Grammys. Right now, my award-show haze is being pierced by Pink’s bad-assitude (She’s spinning in the air… and singing!),  Jamie Foxx’s self-satisfied assholery, and Taylor Swift’s tizz-errible singing.

But let me get back to the matter at… God, Taylor Swift! You are so out of tune!

Okay, okay… here’s my wish list of Oscar nominees in all four acting categories.

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