Despite the presence of Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and Rihanna, the current pop music moment is dominated by men. Between the bumper crop of new artists (Jason Derulo, B.o.B., Bruno Mars) and the avalanche of older artists having comebacks (Enrique Iglesias, Train, Nelly), our airwaves are in a testosterone haze.
After the jump, I’ll examine today’s best and worst boysongs. Or mansongs. Whichever you prefer.
(p.s. — Even if you don’t typically enjoy current pop music, I urge you to check on the last two songs on this list. They’ve really got something special.)
The Bad
(because it’s best to get it out of the way)
(1) “Erase Me” by Kid Cudi featuring Kanye West
Released on Tuesday, this song is already number 4 on the iTunes chart, so look for it to make a big debut on next week’s Hot 100. And then look for me to stuff cotton in my ears. While I can certainly accept the current vogue for subpar singing—West’s own “Heartless” and “Love Lockdown” make ugly into pretty—I can only go so far. There’s no beat catchy enough and no rap interlude clever enough to drown out the awful sound of Kid Cudi’s voice in my earholes.
(2) “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz
This song has a strong shot at being number one next week, and while I didn’t mind it at first, I’ve grown to really dislike it. It’s just so aggressively generic—from its “hands in the air” lyrics to Cruz’s extra-auto-tuned vocals—that it might as well be called “Song” and credited to “Pop Star.” Given his utter lack of personality, I will be shocked if anyone knows who Cruz is in two years. (Of course, he could always pull a Rihanna and go from faceless crooner to awesome star, but we can never count on that.)
The Good
(1) “Just a Dream” by Nelly
Welcome back, Nelly! Unlike Enrique Iglesias, who returned from half a decade of hitlessness with the slick and soulless “I Like It,” Nelly bounces back from near-obscurity with a track that makes him seem more interesting than ever before. This song’s pretty melody, rich production, and surprisingly vulnerable lyrics about a failed relationship make it stand out in a field of club-bangers. If this mature, thoughtful Nelly, who still raps with the idiosyncratic flair of his younger self, sticks around, then I’ll be very interested to see where he goes from here. What if he comes up with a more lyrically mature version of “Hot In Herre?” Nations would pause their fighting to rejoice!
(2) “Club Can’t Handle Me” by Flo Rida
For reasons I many never comprehend, Flo Rida’s latest single, a collaboration with David Guetta that’s taken from the soundtrack to Step Up 3D, seems destined to be a minor hit in the United States. What the hell is wrong with us? Yes, “Club Can’t Handle Me” has a distinctly Eurotrash dance vibe, but that vibe is slammin’: Guetta’s pulsing beat, Flo’s super-fast rapping, and the unstoppable chorus are pure, uncomplicated fun. Is America too good for Euro-fun? The U.K. has already made this a number one smash. Let’s follow suit, people!
(3) “Just the Way You Are” by Bruno Mars
Of course, I can’t be too mad at America. After all, we did send “Just the Way You Are” into this week’s top ten, and that’s where it deserves to be. After contributing delectable hooks to B.o.B.’s “Nothin’ on You” and Travie McCoy’s “Billionaire” (both of which I wrote about earlier this year), Mars makes his solo debut with an honest-to-god stirring anthem to a woman who doesn’t know how beautiful she is. Mars’ singing is emotional and rangey without being strained, and it’s matched by a track that travels from ethereal keys to cathartic drums. Every time I hear this song, I feel moved: Moved to sway, moved to sing along, moved to smile. That’s exactly what a pop song is for.
The Absolutely Brilliant
“Fuck You” by Cee-Lo
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. From the moment it started making the internet rounds late last week, I have been contemplating rewiring my heart to pump to this song’s rhythm.
Um… too far?
Anyway, the point is… I LOVE it. First, you get the lyrics, which give you the laugh-out-loud shock of dropping F-bombs all of the place, but which also give you plenty of witticisms (“He’s an Xbox, I’m an Atari”).
And then you get the music, which is just exuberant as it nods to 60s R&B the way “Hey Ya!” did.
And then you get the true kicker: Cee-Lo’s vocal. He’s always been a theatrical, entertaining singer (see: Gnarls Barkley), but he really outdoes himself here. From his delicious spin on lines like “I really hate yo’ ass right now” to his soaring delivery of power notes, he makes you realize he’s not just relying on the gimmick of curse words to make a song. He’s a gifted artist who has chosen to use bad words.
Ultimately, that’s why I love the entire package of “Fuck You:” Even without its naughty lyrics, it succeeds as a song… and that makes the naughty lyrics much more enjoyable. Because Cee-Lo and company clearly don’t need to curse to get our attention, their decision to do so feels playful, delightful, charming.
So thanks, Cee-Lo! And fuck you!







10 responses so far ↓
1 Holly F. // Aug 26, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Mark, I heard “Just the Way You Are” on the way to the 20-week pre-natal ultrasound, when one typically finds out the gender of the baby. I thought to myself, “The message of this song is so beautiful; if this baby is a girl, I hope all of the people around her will give her this kind of love.”
Sure enough, we are having a girl, and I came right home and downloaded this song. I’d better learn the words quickly so I’ll know them in the middle of the night for a lullaby (minus the “sexy smile” lyric, of course).
2 Mark Blankenship // Aug 26, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Holly, what a great story. Thanks for sharing that. Moments like that make me remember that pop culture can occasionally be more than a pleasant distraction.
3 Destiny // Aug 26, 2010 at 3:06 pm
I haven’t followed pop music in a long time. It’s not my thing, and I hadn’t heard any of these songs before today except “Fuck You” (which is a perfect little gem). I wonder what billboard charts even mean anymore since most people no longer listen to the radio to find new music. It’s also interesting to see so many black, latino, and blacktino artists dominating mainstream music.
4 K. // Aug 26, 2010 at 3:16 pm
“Fuck You” is the SHIT. Has your head bobbing from second one. It’s just a fun, funky song that makes you feel good, even if it’s about a dude cursing out a woman and calling her a golddigger. (I felt that way about all the John Legend songs off his first album that are about him cheating – when I heard “Number One” I was bobbing my head and then I really listened and was like “Damn, dude’s a dog.”)
“Just the Way You Are” makes you feel good in a different way. It’s so earnest and pure and lovely, and it makes you feel nice to hear someone “speak” that way about someone else. Like if anyone, male or female, said some of those things to me, it would put a spring in my step (yikes, cheesy) and I’d just feel … happy. It’s a really simple sentiment, yet one that you don’t hear that much in pop music anymore.
I have “Dynamite” on my iPod, it’s a good song to work out to. But yeah, it’s really generic and kind of boring. I don’t listen to it UNLESS I’m working out.
5 Collin H // Aug 26, 2010 at 3:40 pm
First, let me preface this by saying that I think Fuck You is a great, catchy song. Its clever, funny, and a lot of fun.
However, that witty line you mention? “He’s an Xbox, I’m an Atari†It’s pretty damn close to some of the lyrics to the Electric Six song “Flashy Man.”
Compare the following lyric from the Electric Six song to the lyric from Fuck You and tell me what you think:
“He won’t apologize
‘Cos he’s not sorry
He’s the X-Box
To your Atari ”
Not _exactly_ the same lyric, but I still find it uncomfortably close. Furthermore, “Flashy Man” also makes reference to a Ferrari as well:
“You’re the station wagon
To his Ferrari ”
So, is “Fuck You” an opposite viewpoint sister-song to “Flashy Man?” Or is it just ripping off some Electric Six lyrics?
6 Mark Blankenship // Aug 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Whoa, Collin… There are some similarities there. But is it possible that it’s just a coincidence? Hmmm… maybe. Maybe not. For now, I choose to believe it is… because I need to love “Fuck You” without regret.
Also, K… I have SO many songs that I only listen to when I work out, and they’re the ones that are at the top of my iTunes play counter. It’s such a telling window into my soul.
7 Michael Gilboe // Aug 27, 2010 at 11:01 am
Some good comments there! You didn’t mention it, so I don’t know if you realize that Bruno Mars also wrote and produced “Fuck You”. If Bruno Mars doesn’t win Best New Artist at the Grammys, something is wrong!
8 Mark Blankenship // Aug 27, 2010 at 11:58 am
@Michael Gilboe … WHAT?!?! Bruno Mars is the genius behind “Fuck You?” I had no idea. That’s it. He’s clearly the number one artist of the year.
9 Hebby // Sep 2, 2010 at 5:54 am
Just wondering if you’d seen the Bjork tribute yet? Yoru girl Robyn covered Hyperballad:
10 Lee // Sep 2, 2010 at 11:26 am
OMG Fuck You is totally my new JAM. Of course getting dumped last weekend puts me in the exact frame of mind to enjoy the song. I just cannot get enough of the Smokey Robinson vibe from this song. Simply too awesome for words.
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