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How to Design a Broadway Poster

March 5th, 2010 · No Comments

Yo yo yo!

Over at TDF STAGES, the online theatre magazine I edit, we just posted a step-by-step guide to designing a Broadway poster. Frank “Fraver” Verlizzo, who has designed the posters for everything from Sweeney Todd to The Lion King, takes us through his process on creating the poster art for Looped, a new Broadway comedy starring Valerie Harper as a drunken Tallulah Bankhead.

Interviewing Fraver taught me a lot about about the artistry behind these iconic theatrical images. I think you’ll enjoy hearing him as much as I did…

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Rock the Cradle of Links

March 5th, 2010 · No Comments

Another great week in the blogosphere. Here are some highlights…

(1) StinkyLulu regularly hosts a Supporting Actress Smackdown, in which bloggers debate the merits of a particular year’s supporting actress Oscar nominees. This week, the team takes on the current crop of supporting actresses, and though I disagree with them about Vera Farmiga and Maggie Gyllenhaal, I really enjoy reading what they’ve got to say.

(2) Theatrical producer Ken Davenport makes some interesting parallels between Off Broadway and independent film.

(3) The Film Experience is giving out some awesome awards. Nathaniel R., who runs the site,  just coronated the Film Divas of the 2009. (He’s also responsible for that picture up there of Sandra Bullock as a Na’vi.)

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God Didn’t Intend for My Little Pony to Do THIS

February 25th, 2010 · 5 Comments

I don’t know where this video comes from, but it’s bringing me closer to Zen. Or a mental collapse. Either way, I can’t look away.

Here’s my advice: Even after you’ve gotten the joke—Look! People in giant My Little Pony costumes are performing popular Broadway songs!—keep watching. It gets more and more surreal the further you go.

I don’t want to tell you more. You need to experience this thing for yourself. But if you’re in a hurry, just watch from 5:20—5:58. The passionate literalism  of the choreography is breathtaking.

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Electric Linkarella

February 19th, 2010 · No Comments

Happy almost-weekend everyone! Woo-hoo! To send you out on a high note, I would like to share these delicious morsels from the blogosphere…

First, Roommate Joe and his friend AB Chao delivered a hilarious live-blog of the short program portion of Men’s Olympic Figure Skating. Even if you missed the skaters or don’t know a thing about them, I encourage you to read this recap and enjoy phrases such as “I’d like to invite Evan Lysacek to jump straight up my ass.”

Second, over at Benefit of the Doubt, Jesse Miksic writes smart things about movies. I’m especially impressed by his deconstruction of what goes wrong in Wolfman. He even creates a vector graphic to prove one of his points. That’s commitment, people.

Third, have a gander at “Five Frames From,” a wicked-fun game over at My New Plaid Pants. You see five still-frames from a movie, and then you have to guess the movie. Whoa!

Finally, if you are a geek for statistics, then you should lose yourself for a few moments in College Results Online. It’s a website that breaks down major stats from tons of colleges and universities. What’s the average SAT score at Brown? How many women graduated from UC Irvine in 2005? Find out here! (Here’s a tip… once you look up a school, click on the tab that says “similar colleges.” That’s where you’ll find the most stats laid out in the most accessible way.)

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Meet Bianca… She’s the new (fake) Oprah

February 18th, 2010 · No Comments

Hey all! Over at TDF STAGES, the online theatre magazine that I edit, we just posted a cheeky little video about how to self-produce a play Off-Off Broadway.

The information in the clip is real and (hopefully) helpful, but the talk show we created to deliver that information is awesomely, totally fake.  Many thanks to my friend Bianca for playing a faux newshound!

(If you want to see this video with closed captioning, just go here.)

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Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” Video: Am I On Acid in the 80s?

February 17th, 2010 · 2 Comments

So I just saw the video for Rihanna’s new single, “Rude Boy,” and like a kitten with a dangling piece of string, I am fascinated.

True, this video isn’t doing something shockingly new. In her “Galang” video, M.I.A. uses the same Keith Haring/Basquiat/80s Graffiti aesthetic, and after seeing the set for the Broadway musical Fela!, I realize that Rihanna’s clip also has elements of AfroBeat style. And take a look at this 90s-tastic video from Vanessa Williams. There’s a total resemblance.

(And yes… that’s the second time I’ve written about that Vanessa Williams video.)

But despite its obvious influences, the Rihanna video, directed by Melina Matsoukas, has a little something extra. For one, the production design is flawless. It’s absorbing to notice just how carefully the creative team has stitched the clip’s various visual styles together, so that the stuffed lion and the animated crown and the black-and-white footage look like they exist in the same world. And then there’s the colors, which are so sharp and exciting they maek the screen feel alive.

Meanwhile, because people keep getting shadowed by screen-printed versions of themselves, the clip adds unusual dynamism to the familiar “stand still, look sexy” music video strategy.  It also seems important to me that this clip moves slowly, at least by music video standards. Isntead of frantic jump cuts, we get relatively languorous shots that let each surreal image sink in. This matches the tempo of the song, and it gives a sexy confidence to what we’re seeing.

I can’t discount Rihanna, either. Her intensity really sells the whole package.

What do you guys think of this piece of pop art?

Update: Props to my colleague Ginger (star of that silent movie I made) for pointing out that “rude boys” are a fundamental part of ska culture and that their iconography (including the lion) appears in this video. I learn something every day!

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Is This How Marines Really Speak?

February 16th, 2010 · No Comments

Hey all! I’m very proud to announce that Theatre Development Fund has officially launched TDF STAGES, a new online magazine dedicated to the performing arts. As the magazine’s editor, I’m writing and assigning features, creating short films, and overseeing all sorts of other fun stuff. I am loving every second of it, and I will keep you posted on the highlights.

Today, I’m excited to share this story, which profiles two playwrights who have turned interviews with real-life Marines into an Off Broadway play called ReEntry.

Between them, the writers—who are also well-known downtown actors—have seven brothers in the military. That’s brought up a lot of interesting questions about their relationship to this play. When you’re interviewing people you care about, and then turning those interviews into a script, how does your emotional tie to the material affect your work?

I think you’ll enjoy how the playwrights explore this idea, and I’d love to hear your thoughts!

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The Only Urban Kung Fu Movie You Will Ever Need

February 5th, 2010 · No Comments

You’ve been waiting for an urban kung fu movie, with a touch of eco-friendly political messaging.

Even if you didn’t know you’ve been waiting, you have been. And I’m happy to deliver.

Here’s The L.B.N. — The Chronicles of Master Chintoux. (Look for the little girl who plays the head of the “littering thugs.” She’s my co-worker’s niece, and she will no doubt be blowing up soon.)

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AdTastic!: I Want a Nacho Belly and an Oatmeal Jet Pack

January 29th, 2010 · No Comments

Many thanks to my friend Kerri for directing me to this story about the 10 Most-Recalled Television ads of 2009, meaning the ads that viewers were most likely to remember within twenty-four hours of seeing them. The data comes from Nielsen,  but the tackiness comes from the people.

To paraphrase Kerri,  the descriptions of the ads tell us everything we need to know about society.

This is AdAge’s Top Most Recalled TV spots of 2009. I think the descriptions of the spots say just about everything one needs to know about American culture.

1
Budweiser
Clydesdale travels to find Daisy (:60). 259
2
Budweiser
Clydesdale fetches a large tree branch (:30). 252
3
Burger King
Burger Shots; women gather and ask to squeeze burgers (:15). 250
4
Doritos
Man throws snow globe into vending machine (:30). 247
5
Taco Bell
Man at ballgame has fake pregnant stomach concealing nachos (:15). 239
6
GoDaddy.com
Friends in dorm room watch Danica Patrick take shower (:30). 233
7
Quaker
People fly in sky with oatmeal jet packs (:15) . 229
8
Febreze
Mother tells son his room stinks and needs to be washed (:15). 228
9
Progressive
Flo shows customer Dave his own aisle (:30). 223
10
McDonald’s
Monopoly Million Dollar Dice Roll for Andrew M. (:30).

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Um… This Is the Post I Really Wanted to Write About “True Stories”

January 26th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Thanks for this discussion on yesterday’s post, in which I ask whether there’s such a thing as a “true story.”

To tell you the truth (ha!), I knew I was going too far with the whole “no objective truth” argument, but I felt so overwhelmed by my hundred thoughts on this topic that the only way I could bring myself to start addressing them was to just push myself to the extreme.

This may sound weird, but in thinking about that post and your responses, I’ve realized that what I really want to write about is our need to believe in the veracity of fiction that is based on true events.

More to the point, I’ve been thinking for weeks about some of the responses to what I wrote about The Blind Side. I’ve been arguing with the claim of some commenters that it’s impossible to fault the movie’s story without also faulting the real lives of the people involved, as though the story were just a perfect mirror of the world. Reading Mendelsohn’s piece in The New Yorker got me back on that train of thought.

Honestly, I knew I was thinking about  The Blind Side when I posted yesterday, but sometimes I have trouble allowing myself just to talk about what I want to talk about. Sometimes, I feel like I have to dress up a subject in grandiose claims because I secretly worry that whatever I want to discuss isn’t “important enough” on its own merits. It’s like this one time in grad school, when I wanted to write a paper about Patty Griffin’s songs, but I spent the first three pages trying to make some big, bullshitty argument about how sound affects our emotions before language does. As with yesterday’s throat-clearing exercise, all that nonsense got me off track from the smaller, more interesting thing I wanted to tackle. In both cases, I ended up making arguments I didn’t really believe in because I wasn’t giving myself permission to talk about what was really on my mind.

Anyway… back to this whole “based on a true story” thing. A few years ago, I reviewed a play that was based on interviews that a playwright did with a group of senior citizens. I specifically criticized the playwright for shaping these interviews into the most treacly, “I love grandpa” stories you can imagine. She reduced very complex lives to a series of saccharine anecdotes, and it annoyed me.

Well, after my review ran in Variety, the playwright e-mailed me to say that I was totally off base… that I couldn’t blame her for the stories in the play because she had merely transcribed them. She wasn’t an author, just a vessel, so by disliking her play, I was disliking the people she wrote about.

That playwright was making the same argument as the many people (here and on The Huffington Post) who told me that by questioning the approach of The Blind Side, I was saying the real-life Tuohy family was paternalistic. Because again, this movie was based on a story that really happened, so I couldn’t possibly fault a screenwriter just for telling it like it was.

I should note, of course, that other people made some well-reasoned claims against my argument that the movie is paternalistic and pro-white conservative Christian (not that there’s anything wrong with that last one). And hey, maybe they were right. I can accept that after our discussion, I might have a different reading of the movie if I saw it again. What I cannot accept, however, is the idea that there is no way to read the movie unless I apply the same reading to the people that inspired it.

What I detect in that argument is a need to deny the authorial hand… a need to find the “truth” in what’s being presented on screen by insisting that the fictional narrative is somehow just like the reality it’s based on. And I don’t understand how anyone could make that argument. All stories are shaped. Even a story I tell my friends is going to have select details omitted and others emphasized for effect, so once an actual event has reached an Off Broadway stage or a movie screen, then it’s damn well going to have been shaped by a writer’s biases, desires, and goals.

So why deny that? Why pretend that the authorial impact doesn’t exist? What is there to gain from insisting that the story on the screen or on stage is telling us the absolute truth? Why argue that by criticizing the artistic rendering of a story, we are also criticizing real life?

To me, this response smacks of the same need that drives us to be so angry when a supposedly-true memoir turns out to be a fake. In both cases, some of us need to believe in stories… to let them comfort us by shaping and grounding (and so making sense of) the world. We so crave the order that a good story brings that we will fight anyone who says the story isn’t true. We will deny that anything other than Life could have written a story, even if it’s being told in the same building as Transformers 2.

Do you know what I mean here? Now that I’ve cleared out the cobwebs of yesterday’s post, I realize this is what I really want to talk about.

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